宅男有三寶：科技、女優、人真好, there are three treasures: Technology, Actress, nice people

宅男有三寶：科技、女優、人真好
型男有三寶：親親、抱抱、再推倒
周董有三寶：唉呦、不錯、這個屌
韓劇有三寶：車禍、癌症、醫不好
威武有三寶：蜆精、大鵰、愛福好
謊言有三寶：天長、地久、愛到老
諾言再三寶：海枯、石爛、你最好
老師有三寶：劃線、重要、這會考
國小有三寶：起立、立正、老師好
國中有三寶：腦殘、白目、愛耍屌
高中有三寶：補習、熬夜、拼聯考
大學生有三寶：複製、貼上、過就好
大學男生有三寶：聯誼、把咩、學妹好
大學女生有三寶：化妝、打扮、穿的少
上班族有三寶：上班、下班、公司倒
海綿寶寶有三寶：小蝸、水母、愛蟹堡
海綿寶寶再三寶：章魚、海星、比奇堡
成人頻道有三寶：彩虹、星穎、新東寶
網路有三寶： 斷線、ＬＡＧ、修不好
there are three treasures: Technology, Actress, nice people
Sportsman are treasures: kiss, hug, and then down
Jay has three treasures: Aiyou, yes, the Cock
Korean has three treasures: a car accident, cancer, Yi Buhao
Mighty are treasures: Clam, eagle, Alpha is good
There are treasures lie: One day, in a long time, love to the old
Promise further treasures: the sea dry, rotten stone, you'd better
Teachers Sambo: crossed, it is important that Examination
Elementary School has three treasures: stand up, stand at attention, a good teacher
States have three great treasures: brain damage, white eyes, love playing Cock
High School has three treasures: tuition, stay up all night, fight exam
Students have three great treasures: copy, paste, like too
Male college students have three treasures: friendship, the baa, a good school girl
College girls are treasures: make-up, dress up, wear less
Workers are treasures: work, work, the company down
SpongeBob has three treasures: a small snail, jellyfish, crabs love Fort
SpongeBob then Sambo: octopus, starfish, beach fort
Adult channels are treasures: the rainbow, star Ying, the new Toho
Network has three treasures: broken, LAG, fix it